Smarter than a 5th Grader

Took my placement test today. By golly I really am smarter then a 5th grader. The man that checked my scores said "You did really well, wow!" My response was "Are you teasing w/me?" "No, you scored high." Of course, it goes w/out saying that my algebra score was pretty pathetic, but, it could have been worse. When Katie was just a little thing (come to think of it she still is pretty tiny), she was just learning to talk. We use to say to her "You are Smart!" She would mimic us with "I'm SOAP!" For whatever reason she couldn't say smart...just soap. From the moment that child came into this world she has been making her family laugh. She's one of the wittiest people I know. So Katie, your mom is "SOAP!"

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